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收录Jay Leno的全部英语名言

作者：Jay Leno  [全部名言]

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“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”
— Jay Leno  ·  No category
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.”
— Jay Leno  ·  No category
“How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?”
— Jay Leno  ·  No category
“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?”
— Jay Leno  ·  No category
“You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.”
— Jay Leno  ·  Laughter
“I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite gooda€|Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.”
— Jay Leno  ·  No category
“I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'”
— Jay Leno  ·  Food
“If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.”
— Jay Leno  ·  Politicians
“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.”
— Jay Leno  ·  Health
“Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.”
— Jay Leno  ·  Friendship
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