"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite gooda€|Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."

"You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that."

"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution."

"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances."

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

"How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?"

"The sweetest honey Is loathsome in his own deliciousness And in the taste confounds the appetite."

"The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure."

"We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat."

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent."

"We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are."