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“You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  Health
“Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  No category
“The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  No category
“'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  Love
“That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  Education
“Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  Education
“A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  Love
“There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  No category
“What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?”
— Jeph Jacques  ·  Humor
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