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“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  Books
“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”
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“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“Go, and never darken my towels again.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  Books
“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  Music
“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  Books
“My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  Children
“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
— Groucho Marx  ·  No category
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