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Robert Benchley：经典英语语录与格言 - 芙联英语

作者：Robert Benchley  [全部名言]

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“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Language
“As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Age
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Pets
“Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Work
“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Drinking
“An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Quotations
“The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“Streets full of water; please advise.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“I can't seem to bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Writing
“Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  No category
“Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.”
— Robert Benchley  ·  Humor
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