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Rita Rudner：经典英语语录与格言 - 芙联英语

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“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Love
“My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Marriage
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Marriage
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Money
“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Parents
“My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Marriage
“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Parents
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  Pets
“I like men who wear earrings. They've bought jewelry and they've experienced pain.”
— Rita Rudner  ·  No category
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