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作者：Mitch Hedberg  [全部名言]

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“You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  Food
“I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“I haven't slept for a whole week, because that would be too long.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
— Mitch Hedberg  ·  No category
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