"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly."

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

"I haven't slept for a whole week, because that would be too long."

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

"I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."

"The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm."

"We must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means."

"Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space."

"There is only one you... Don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered!"

"Death tugs at my ear and says: 'Live, I am coming.'"

"To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of our own existence."