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“I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''”
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“If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.”
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“There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.”
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“I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.”
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“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.”
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“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
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“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.”
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“Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.”
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“I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor.”
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“I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
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