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作者：George Carlin [全部名言]

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“Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?”

— George Carlin · No category

“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.”

— George Carlin · No category

“Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'”

— George Carlin · No category

“I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.”

— George Carlin · No category

“I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.”

— George Carlin · No category

“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.”

— George Carlin · No category

“Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.”

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“Its never just a game when you're winning.”

— George Carlin · No category

“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”

— George Carlin · No category

“Keep thy religion to thyself.”

— George Carlin · No category

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

— George Carlin · Fear

“When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?”

— George Carlin · No category

“It's never just a game when you're winning.”

— George Carlin · No category