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Dave Barry：经典英语语录与格言 - 芙联英语

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“I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.”

— Dave Barry · Maturity

“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

— Dave Barry · Youth

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”

— Dave Barry · Golf

“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”

— Dave Barry · Drinking

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

— Dave Barry · Argument

“The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays: fear.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.”

— Dave Barry · No category

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.”

— Dave Barry · No category