"As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved."

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."

"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."

"A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return."

"Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit."

"The main source of our wealth is goodness. The affections and the generous qualities that God admires in a world full of greed."

"True interactivity is not about clicking on icons or downloading files, it's about encouraging communication."

"Ask not what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive... then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."