"Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou must."

"POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines."

"Anxiety is interest paid on trouble before it is due."

"Thousands have lived without love, not one without water."

"Will you succeed? Yes you will indeed! (98 and 34 percent guaranteed.)"

"Maybe it's easier to like someone else's life, and live vicariously through it, than take some responsiblity to change our lives into lives we might like."

"Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many."

"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis."

"Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait."

"Those who become enamored of practices without science are like sailors who go aboard ship without a rudder and compass, for they are never certain where they will land."