"#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done."

"Everything without tells the individual that he is nothing; everything within persuades him that he is everything."

"This nation will never go back to the false comforts of the world before 911. We are engaging the enemy as we must, in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, so we will not have to face them here at home."

"Ita€?s a wonder man can eat at all, when things are big that should be small."

"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows."

"'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

"Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born."

"SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."

"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven."

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."

"There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain."

"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it."