"There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous."

"Men are only as unfaithful as their options."

"To what purpose should I trouble myself in searching out the secrets of the stars, having death or slavery continually before my eyes?"

"A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it."

"Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses."

"Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change. Education is essential to change, for education creates both new wants and the ability to satisfy them."

"A slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown."

"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."

"To be possessed is an admirable reason for possessing."

"HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation."

"If you can't go over, you must go under."

"The more things change the more they remain the same."