"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."

"I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five against."

"All persons living and dead are purely coincidental."

"A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster in keeping it that way."

"Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person. And nothing pisses a person off more than being shoved into the wrong pigeonhole."

"The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die."

"The wisest keeps something of the vision of a child. Though he may understand a thousand things that a child could not understand, he is always a beginner, close to the original meaning of life."

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."

"'Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?''Oh, get real, Cliff.'"

"The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman."

"The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold."

"Dreams are wishes your heart makes."