"In human relations a little language goes farther than a little of almost anything else. Whereas one language now often makes a wall, two can make a gate."

"Thoughts come through people, not from them."

"I don't wear a watch. How do I know my time? I find that someone will always tell me."

"It is better to live for one day as a tiger than to live for a thousand years as a sheep."

"It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are."

"The best blush to use is laughter. It puts roses in your cheeks and in your soul."

"Knowledge without know-how is sterile. We use the word 'academic' in a pejorative sense to identify this limitation."

"If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't."

"Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once."

"I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up under the weight."

"Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art not so,For, those, whom thou thinkst, thou dost overthrow, die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me."

"People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed."