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Woody Allen：经典英语语录与格言 - 芙联英语第4页

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“For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal”

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“We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.”

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“The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.”

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“For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.”

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“The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7', it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.”

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“I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.”

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“I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.”

— Woody Allen · Music

“Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.”

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“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.”

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“Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.”

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“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.”

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“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”

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“There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.”

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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

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“Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.”

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“Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

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“Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.”

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“How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.”

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“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”

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“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

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