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“Life is just a bowl of pits.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  Life
“Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“My mother had morning sickness after I was born.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“A girl phoned me the other day and said 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  Sports
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
“When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!”
— Rodney Dangerfield  ·  No category
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