"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded."

"My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed."

"Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture."

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that I should now see or hear anything to change them."

"For men who had easily endured hardship, danger and difficult uncertainty, leisure and riches, though in some ways desirable, proved burdensome and a source of grief."

"In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others."

"A person travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it."

"Nothing ever fatigues me, but doing what I do not like."

"Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat-tails."