"Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?"

"Never complain. Never explain."

"Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have."

"Man is a gregarious creature, more so in mind than in body. He may like to go alone for a walk but he hates to stand alone in his opinion."

"I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see it's not the answer."

"It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange religion there exists a proponent on the Net. The proof is left as an exercise for your kill-file."

"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a dangerous servant and a terrible master."

"When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue."

"The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!"

"Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet."

"When life hands us a beutiful bouquet of flowers we stare at it in cautious expectation of a bee."

"The idea is to die young as late as possible."