"When a man is wrong and won't admit is, he always gets angry."

"The highest manifestation of life consists in this: that a being governs its own actions. A thing which is always subject to the direction of another is somewhat of a dead thing."

"Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art."

"Trust in Allah, but tie your camel."

"Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds divide."

"The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor."

"Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth."

"Go after a man's weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you're going to follow through, because if you don't, the next time you won't be taken seriously."

"To keep the body in good health is a duty otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed."

"RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas."

"We're not talking about historical accuracy, we're talking about art. I've set in motion a geometric inevitability. If I start chiseling there, chipping here, the whole form is compromised."