"Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice."

"OK, so you've got a Ph.D. Now, don't touch anything."

"There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed."

"Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns."

"If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, how will the Environmentalists react?"

"The more you know, the less you need to show."

"Part of being a hero is knowing when you don't need to be one anymore."

"Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution."

"As soon as there is life there is danger."

"Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor."

"Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

"If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny."