"Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart?"

"The guilty catch themselves."

"To be free of destructive stress don't sweat the small stuff and by realizing that all stuff is small."

"That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random is confusing. In between lies art."

"When one is happy there is no time to be fatigued; being happy engrosses the whole attention."

"Turn up the lights--I don't want to go home in the dark."

"What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little."

"If you want to succeed, you'd better look as if you mean business."

"If there were reason for these miseries, then into limits could I bind my woes."

"Customs are more powerful than laws."

"RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas."

"It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you."