"This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers.... There is divinity in odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death."

"Show me a mistress that is passing fair, what doth her beauty serve but as a note where I may read who pass'd that passing fair?"

"The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea."

"Come unto these yellow sands, And then take hands: Courtsied when you have, and kiss'd The wild waves whist."

"This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once."

"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!"

"The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after."

"You can't touch pitch and not be mucked."

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it."

"I believe there is no source of deception in the investigation of nature which can compare with a fixed belief that certain kinds of phenomena are impossible."