"A little drama wins more friends than boring."

"High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You just had to provide the laugh track."

"Money's the same, whoever gives it to you. That was the point of money, after all: crisp and clean or wrinkled or disintegrated into quarters - a dollar was always worth a hundred cents."

"Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing."

"Freedom has a way of destroying things."

"Maybe kissing is sort of like nature's coffee."

"I dona€?t think anyone can DO anything that would make him worthy of love. Love is a gift and cannot be earned. It can only be given."

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."

"But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit; For if they could, Cupid himself would blush To see me thus transformed to a boy."

"The important thing was to love rather than to be loved."

"I always like a good math solution to any love problem."

"When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all."