"Hysteria is only possible with an audience."

"Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left."

"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

"It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed."

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."

"People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future."

"Any artist should be grateful for a naive grace which puts him beyond the need to reason elaborately."

"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent."

"Nature: I give to thee for thy defence Thy formidable innocence."

"WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a 'joke.'"

"PIG, n. An animal (_Porcus omnivorus_) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig."

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."