"Scandal is great entertainment because it allows people to feel contempt, a moral emotion that gives feeling of moral superiority while asking nothing in return."

"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change."

"If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books."

"Things are so bad in Massachusetts now they don't even bother to plough Route 128 when it snows."

"Be generous but not extravagant, be frugal but not miserly."

"A man who thinks he has a higher purpose can do terrible things, even to those he professes to love."

"It is an odd thing, but everyone who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world."

"The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them."

"It's been through three wives. To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do."

"In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day."

"A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education."

"Morality is judgement to distinguish right and wrong, vision to see the truth, courage to act upon it, dedication to that which is good, and integrity to stand by it at any price."