"He who is always his own counselor will often have a fool for his client."

"All is ephemeral--fame and the famous as well."

"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and affecting that the heart is nearly stilled in astonishment."

"If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms."

"When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!"

"Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem."

"I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all."

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

"Every time you are not practicing someone else is."

"Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time."

"There is only one success- to be able to spend your life in your own way."

"You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you."