"My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other has to go."

"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless."

"The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties."

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."

"Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarist."

"Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent."

"Can a man who's warm understand one who's freezing?"

"Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual."

"The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live."

"The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try nothing and succeed."

"Tis hard to fight with anger, but the prudent man keeps it under control."