"Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. We've all worked with that person. That person is a drag."

"It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance."

"I love children --- especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."

"The undiscover'd country from whose bourn no traveller returns, puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not of?"

"Nothing in this world is to be feared... only understood."

"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess."

"My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood."

"Who you are moment to moment is just a story."

"In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out."

"As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit."