"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Sometimes with secret pride I sigh, To think how tolerant am I; Then wonder which is really mine: Tolerance, or a rubber spine?"

"In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably, contentedly, even happily wrong."

"Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall."

"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry."

"My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me."

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym."

"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."