"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."

"Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird."

"We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi."

"I call architecture frozen music."

"When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."

"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest."

"Smile -- It's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"There is more to life than increasing it's speed"