"And once again Mr. Sherlock Holmes is free to devote his life to examining those interesting little problems which the complexity of human life so pletifuly presents."

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything."

"Great anger is more destructive than the sword"

"There is nothing like the razor sharp tongue of a good friend to cut through the lies we tell ourselves."

"Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"

"The only completely consistent people are the dead."

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

"Publish and be damned!"

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing."

"There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob."

"People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."