"It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant perhaps the one is as painful as the other."

"The test of our progress is not whether we add to the abundance of those who have much. It is whether we provide enough to those who have little."

"Only those who have learned the power of sincere and selfless contribution experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment."

"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."

"If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms."

"#3528. The law respects form less than substance."

"Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right."

"When time passes, it's the people who knew you whom you want to see; they're the ones you can talk to. When enough time passes, what's it matter what they did to you?"

"Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money."

"Peace for any prolonged period of time is impossible. Humans have a natural thirst for chaos and war is the most readily available form of chaos."

"Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our experience."

"Everything I see in this existence tells me that we were created by the hand of a teacher. One that has left behind all the materials needed to inspire and complete our education."