"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another."

"A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit."

"Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty but it is religion and morality alone that can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand."

"The game of life is not much in holding a good hand, as in playing a poor hand well."

"That鈥檚 the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes."

"I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me."