"It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him."

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

"You look after your empire; I'll look after myself."

"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it."

"Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans."

"To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a bureaucracy, it helps to know what part of it feels pain. Be very sure, though, that you want its full attention."

"There are women who are for all your 'times of life.' They're the most wonderful sort."

"Archaeology is not only the hand maid of history, it is also the conservator of art."

"He hadn't a single redeeming vice."

"Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser."

"The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done."

"Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases."