"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."

"Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart."

"There is more to life than increasing it's speed"

"Would I had phrases that are not known, utterances that are strange, in new language that has not been used, free from repetition, not an utterance which has grown stale, which men of old have spoken."

"Maybe it's what's inside that counts, but being told you look good feels good!"

"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."

"Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute."

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."

"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous."

"The first casualty when war comes is truth."

"Actresses will happen in the best regulated families."

"Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful."