"Worry does not empty tomorrow of sorrow - it empties today of strength."

"'Where did you put it?' 'Put what?' 'You know?' 'Where do you think?' 'Oh.'"

"If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?"

"In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing."

"If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's, sign your donor card and kill yourself now."

"The effect of one upright individual is incalculable."

"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups."

"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it.... While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it."

"When I was a child, my mom told me: 'If you want to be a soldier, you'll become a general. If you want to be a monk, you'll become pope' I wanted to be a painter, and I became Picasso."

"A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth."

"Advertising is the most potent influence in adapting and changing the habits and modes of life affecting what we eat, what we wear, and the work and play of a whole nation."

"The essence of living is discovering. Indeed, it is the joy of discovering that makes life worth the effort."