"One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!"

"On going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to prove who's got the better imaginary friend."

"I would rather make one percent of a hundred men's efforts than one hundred percent of my own. This way if ten get sick and ten get run over by a truck, I still have eighty percent of my income."

"May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead"

"Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man."

"When one is happy there is no time to be fatigued; being happy engrosses the whole attention."

"When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone."

"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."

"I have found adventure in flying, in world travel, in business, and even close at hand... Adventure is a state of mind - and spirit."

"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head."

"The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy."

"Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing."