"Limited expectations yield only limited results."

"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again."

"You can鈥檛 argue with all of the fools in the world. It鈥檚 easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they鈥檙e not paying attention."

"I'm like the Pythagorean theorem. Not too many people know the answer to my game."

"Shame is that intrinstic meter of our own heart to tell us that we have failed to follow our own moral compass."

"Just because a poet said something didn't mean it was true, only that it sounded good."

"We are the living links in a life force that moves and plays around and through us, binding the deepest soils with the farthest stars."

"I think there are innumerable gods. What we here on earth call God is a little tribal God who has made an awful mess. Certainly forces operating trough human conciousness control events."

"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway."

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

"A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world."

"It is only the benevolent man who is capable of liking or disliking other men."