"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups."

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very clean. When it arrives it is perfect. It puts itself in our hands. It hopes we learned something from yesterday."

"One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints."

"It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself wake up one more time. It is harder to stay where you are than to get out."

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."

"FLESH, n. The Second Person of the secular Trinity."

"Being another character is more interesting than being yourself."

"The stage lost a fine actor, just as science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in crime."

"If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done."

"Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything good in the world."

"It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC; as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration."