"Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in the world. Now, its the second largest army in Iraq."

"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head."

"I you don't have a leg to stand on, you can't put your foot down."

"Envy is like a fly that passes all the body's sounder parts, and dwells upon the sores."

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."

"Whatever touches the nerves of motive, whatever shifts man's moral position, is mightier than steam, or calorie, or lightening."

"Though inclination be as sharp as will, My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent, And, like a man to double business bound, I stand in pause where I shall first begin, And both neglect."

"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death."

"Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar."

"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."

"We are taught to be ashamed of confusion, anger, fear and sadness, and to me they are of equal value as happiness excitement and inspiration."

"We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity."