"Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire from what you do. If you are in a job you hate, face the fact squarely and get out."

"Every path serves a purpose."

"Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime!"

"Man can now fly in the air like a bird, swim under the ocean like a fish, he can burrow into the ground like a mole. Now if only he could walk the earth like a man, this would be paradise."

"In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was added to it, there was trouble. For with it came syntax..."

"Sex is part of nature, I go with nature."

"LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage."

"I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it."

"If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?"

"Don't mind criticism. If it is untrue, disregard it; if unfair, keep from irritation; if it is ignorant, smile; if it is justified it is not criticism, learn from it."

"The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."

"Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most."