"...a revolution of government is the strongest proof that can be given by a people of their virtue and good sense."

"I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves."

"If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes."

"I've always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him."

"Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry."

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."

"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag who gives that protester the freedom to abuse and burn that flag."

"Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art."

"Only when man's life comes to its end in prosperity can one call that man happy."

"Never lend books - nobody ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are those which people have lent me."