"Some people walk in the raina€| others just get weta€|"

"I was astonished at the effect my successful landing in France had on the nations of the world. To me, it was like a match lighting a bonfire."

"If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer."

"It may not be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that is the way to bet."

"Are these perilous times? They are. But we can have peace in our hearts and in our homes."

"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."

"Daylight, in my mind, the night faded."

"#1597. Everything is deemed possible except that which is impossible in the nature of things."

"I call that a scumhead."

"We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy."

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can, As long as ever you can."