"INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back."

"NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition."

"WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character."

"Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."

"RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave."

"MALEFACTOR, n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race."

"While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect, I have begun to stop resisting the constant urge to deny that beauty has a valid right to exist in contemporary art."

"I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness..."

"We鈥檇 forgive most things if we knew the facts."

"We are only now on the threshold of knowing the range of the educatability of man -- the perfectibility of man. We have never addressed ourselves to this problem before."

"To believe with certainty we must begin by doubting."

"To be really great in little things, to be truly noble and heroic in the insipid details of everyday life, is a virtue so rare as to be worthy of canonization."