"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."

"If you hire only those people you understand, the company will never get people better than you are. Always remember that you often find outstanding people among those you don't particularly like."

"One must never be eccentric. If one's lot is cast among fools, it is necessary to study folly."

"They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, its gonna scare 'em."

"There are two things needed in these days; first, for rich men to find out how poor men live; and second, for poor men to know how rich men work."

"Do not be afraid to give up the good to go for the great."

"PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong."

"Learning and wisdom are superfluities, the surface glitter merely, but it is the heart that is the seat of all power."

"Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"Nothing is beautiful except the abnormal; and nothing is abnormal until we have grasped the norm."

"A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand."