"All persons living and dead are purely coincidental."

"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything."

"The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands."

"If we believe we have no control, we acquiesce our real power, become subject to the decisions of others, and become like a leaf floating helplessly down a current of other people's decisions."

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."

"A warrior of light knows that he will hear an order in the silence of his heart that will guide him."

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels."

"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."

"The loss which is unknown is no loss at all."

"Custom is the great guide of human life."

"Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to."

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."