"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"If you are complaining about life, it is because you are thinking only about yourself."

"Type faces--like people's faces--have distinctive features indicating aspects of character"

"When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally."

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."

"A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."